笑破肚皮的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒?dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
2
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩問(wèn)他的父親：“爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢(qián)?”
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
他的父親回答說(shuō)：“兒子，我不知道，因?yàn)槲椰F(xiàn)在還在為它付賬呢。”
3
“閨女，香蕉用英語(yǔ)怎么說(shuō)? ”“banana!”
“蘋(píng)果呢?” “iPhone!”
“那大蘋(píng)果呢?” “iPad!”
4
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
學(xué)生甲：人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說(shuō)話(huà)最少?學(xué)生乙：在二月。學(xué)生甲：為什么呢?學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋�(gè)月。
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