「英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)」情人來(lái)電
情人來(lái)電
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?”, the man asked.
一個(gè)男人坐在那兒看報(bào)紙,他的老婆用煎鍋打他的頭。
“那是為什么?”,那人問(wèn)道。
The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket”.
The man said, “When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.”
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
妻子回答說(shuō),“這張紙上寫(xiě)的名字珍妮,我在你的褲子口袋里發(fā)現(xiàn)的”。
那人說(shuō):“我上周看比賽,珍妮是我下注的那匹馬的名字。”
妻子道歉,繼續(xù)做家務(wù)。
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again.
She replied “Your horse just phoned you“.
三天后，他正在看電視,他老婆用比上次大得多的`煎鍋打他的頭,他頓時(shí)失去知覺(jué)。
等男人恢復(fù)了意識(shí)，問(wèn)他老婆為什么打他了。
她回答說(shuō):“你的馬打電話(huà)給你”。
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