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圣誕節(jié)晚宴上的餐前禱告英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal
圣誕節(jié)晚宴上的餐前禱告
Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.
有個(gè)小男孩叫Lee, 今年七歲，圣誕節(jié)晚餐開(kāi)桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請(qǐng)低頭看著他，Lee開(kāi)始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽?zhuān)绺缃憬阏O，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開(kāi)始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節(jié)晚餐了。
He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"
他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后Lee停下來(lái)了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。Lee沉默了很長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)绻腋兄x上帝賜予我甘藍(lán)菜，他會(huì)知道我在撒謊嗎?”
注：國(guó)外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍(lán)菜，看《絕望主婦》里面Lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍(lán)菜，請(qǐng)了保姆后還拿這個(gè)來(lái)做實(shí)驗(yàn)，看看她們家保姆有沒(méi)有魅力讓兩個(gè)小鬼頭把甘藍(lán)菜吃下去。
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